. (rex_dart) wrote in macedonianparty,

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Alexander the Flamethrower!

We have crap generic junk merchandise!

Yes, that's right. I finally worked out what I was doing wrong (mostly *shakes fist defiantly at CafePress*) with the images, so now we have stuff. There are t-shirts and thongs and bunnies with four different slogans. Each free shop is only allowed to have one style of each item, so if you want a different slogan on an item than what appears, tell me and I'll make one up in a different shop for you. ^_^

And I've priced all the items at the lowest I'm allowed; I'm not making a dime, so if the prices are ridiculous, don't come crying to me. ;)

Also, I have found myself utterly unable to get any sort of sticker to work for me; the designs always come out very small. I don't know why, but I'm rather miffed because bumper stickers would have been very useful. We could have gained a lot of votes by cutting people off on the interstate. If anyone has any suggestions, I'm all ears. Er, eyes. Er, I'm all perception.

Oh, and even if you don't really want to buy anything, I've provided snarky commentary on each item to keep those of us who are too poor for this sort of thing amused.
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