Buggery aside *snigger*, I would like to offer my...services as Official Slasher and Royal Loofah Holder (a vital post, obviously. Someone has to make sure that the boys are washing everywhere. Everywhere). I feel I am excellent suited to both these positions as:
a) I will never tire of reading about the short-skirted hotness or watching, I mean standing servilely with my loofah, beside the short-skirted hotness.
b) I'm already doing it (well, except the loofah holding, though not for want of trying)
To demonstrate my devotion to the post of Official Slasher, I give you slash, by the lovely Lady Alyssa and Random Dent.
In much the same vein, I also offer up some loofahs.
c) My birthday is the same day as Alexander's (20th July), which won't actually help me carry out my role, but is cool as all get out.
d) I'm an obsessive classics student and know the location of the Alexander film website.
e) I have a list of reasons, for goodness sake! If that's not devotion, I don't know what is! :D
So, to sum up, I want in.